bad girl!!

Oh Eliot, I love you! I always thought you were so handsome! Continue on your ways! Get with me! I know you are college educated and I'm like, not, but that doesn't matter! You could just tell me how stressful your day was and I'd make it all go away! I'd ease the tension! I'd give you a lovely massage, some of this, some of that, you could tell me about your job as a big time prosecutor and all the bad boys you helped lock up. Baby, I'll be your number one, not number nine! Oh Eliot, this nigga I'm seeing is not like the best I could get, I mean, between you and me he didn't even graduate high school. But you're the best of the best! You do such a good job everyday, busting your but in Albany for all New Yorkers, and I wish I was still living in New York; I could've voted for you! Don't hang your head, admit proudly to what you've done! You supported a hustling lady! She was just doing what she needed to do to get that cash, and when she saw you, her dreams had come true! Or was she just treating you like every other john she serviced? I'd treat you so special, Mr. Governor. Not just because you're powerful, but because you're so handsome. I think you're special. Oh Eliot, don't hang your head in shame! Every guy does it! It's a right of passage, it's great enjoyment, entertainment, leisure, a chance to leave work and home life behind and enjoy your dream for as long as you want it to last. I support you, Mr. Governor. Become a bachelor once again and see how free your life can be! No wife nagging you! Girls jumping in your bed topless! No kids! One girl for every shade of the changing face of the New York woman. Come and leave your pad as you please! Think about it! I love you!