economy&me: deadly together

I'm eligible for an economic stimulus payment! I thought I wasn't because I'm not employed, but yesterday I received tax information in the mail from the IRS especially for veterans and disabled people. I think my max to get is $300. That in conjunction with the $400 I'm going to be getting in August in the form of a tenant rebate makes what I think in my mind, a poor little rich girl. $300 plus $400? What to do with all that money! I won't put it all towards my credit card, only about $150 will go towards that, my Macy's card, $100. No, I should make the Macy's card higher because the interest is so high. By the time I get both of those checks I should've stopped paying off all the little mail catalogs I order from. That would leave just my cable, rent and credit card bills. I wanted to get a pair of bamboo earrings with the name through it, but those are over $200. Maybe I'll just stick with the earrings I have, but those bamboos paired up with my black coat with the faux fur trim would look rather fly. Why do I have to pay so much for hollow gold? Oh, is it the size of the earrings that matter? 'Cause bamboos come pretty big. I want the medium sized ones. I see girls coming on the bus with gigantic hollow-like door knockers on. I think, why not buy the original door knockers and wear those? I saw them in a jewelery store window not long ago. Anyway, earrings, maybe. Putting money on my cards, a must.