Oh man God, can I just have Matt? I know he's married, but could his wife like die or something? She's pretty now, she'll look even prettier in a casket. But wait, would Matt even chose a girl like me? I'm obese and only get my hair done like, once every three months! God, we were leaving the church picnic and I heard Matt talking to my mom kind of like, sheepishly and I was like, oh man, what it would be like to hear that voice in bed. Matt and Devin are too playful with each other. Look, they were playing volleyball and had to be on the same team. I think they must do it every night. So many people bought their damn mutts to the picnic/barbeque, and I'm not talking about the biracial children that littered the place, real dogs. I started playing with this Italian greyhound. Even though it was a male, I found him playful and got a little exercise in playing tug-o-war with his squeakie toy. When I found out the dog belonged to the sister and step-brother of Matt and Devin though, I ceased playing with IT and just sat at the table watching one volleyball team defeat the other. Damn it, I wish Matt would have chosen me to be with. But he would've wanted kids right away, as I've seen with their expanding brood. Now they've got a minivan. So cliche suburbian. Have a tribe! Buy a minvan! The cunt gave birth to another boy. That's three dicks. Ewwww...I couldn't stand that much testosterone in a household. Ewww...
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Well, I guess you're right. It is kind of a bad one, isn't it? But, that's what you were thinking and feeling so, although I may not like it or agree with it, you're being honest. It was some venting, wasn't it? Because you wouldn't care WHO the dog belonged to if you were happy and really enjoying yourself, right? Well, anyway, like I said, you were just being honest when you wrote this. So, I'll stop now because I really don't have anything else to comment on the post itself, but I hope you are thinking about other things now. Try to go for some of those more positive ones, ok?
ummm, we'll see