Damn it Jeff, talk to me! I need you to talk to me. I need you period, but look I almost got a booty call last night from the nigga I thought I left behind. Jeff, you're sweet, you're manly, you're handsome. Give me some of you please! Give me some of you! You're the best! Better than the best! Jeffy, I just need me some of you. Oh Jeff I need you. Can you just visit me? God, CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY BABY? I'm not yelling. I'm pleading like in a whining angst. Why am I getting ANOTHER SORE THROAT? I just got over what seemed like strep and acute conjunctivitis. Why am I getting sick again? I can't drink my water, and that's what happened to me before I got my first sore throat. I wish today was Thursday! Then I could go see my doctor. She was wrong the first time about what I had, but I really believe she became a doctor 'cause she wanted to help people or maybe not the ones that keep on coming back to her like I do, but really. I'd really like to know what's wrong with me.
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Do you like to drink your tea with a little honey in it? That could ease the soreness in your throat until you get to see the doctor again. And, if you really can't drink water, try gargling some warm water with some salt in it. It won't taste very good, but you don't have to swallow it. Just gargle and spit it out. You might not feel a difference right away, but it will help.
HA! You sound like my mom. Yeah, I do all of that my love. Thanks.
Ok, sometimes I do sound a bit like a mother, don't I? I don't really mean to, but it sometimes sneaks out of me.