I wish Jeff was kissing me, just wet kisses all over. I need my baby. I wish he was at me like a dog is to his owner after a long trip, just excited, didn't know where to land kisses, just crazy kissing me everywhere. Oh man is he going to be like that when I see him? I want him bad! If he was here with me, or standing on the other side of my door waiting to come meet me, I'd want him all over every place on my body kissing me, giving me hickies. That would be awesome signs that read: BEWARE, JEFF WAS HERE! I'd want him to rock my world! Oh Jeff, you are just so terrific! Jeffy! Jeffy! I'm part of team Jeffy! Oh no shit, they were talking about the Olympics on Today; I had a dream about track&field! Yeah, my favorite. I've got to go on their website to see what meets are going to be televised this season. The meets are always on the tele on a Sunday it seems. But I'd rather watch track than go to church, that's for sure! I've really got to study. I don't know who's the one to watch this time around. I love you, Jeff! And I love track! Yeah, but it's been years since I ran. Last, in high school. I want to do it again, but now I get chest pains, I haven't been able to get my endurance up in over six years and my bum's so big it giggles when I run. I feel embarrased whenever I'm running in public and there are people watching saying, "look at that heifer. Moo." My but's so big it'll need a casket all itself. Yeah, real scary. That's where all the ice cream I ate two days ago went. I've got to do something.
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Did you used to run track? I was never athletic at all, probably because I've been fat all my life. The most strenous, athletic thing I do (and ever did do) is bowling...oh, and I love to go on long walks. Sometimes the walks are fast enough or really, really long enough to be called exercise, but sometimes they're just plain old walking.
yeah, in high school